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Originally Posted by MicShazam
I'm not allowed to have pets. It's in my apartment rental contract. The spiders in my bathroom have been growing impressively big as of late. I'm considering buying a collar and taking one of them for a walk.
Not sure I'm a pet-person anyway, but having a chameleon always seemed like a cool idea to me.
A pretty nice-but-weird uncle of mine always names his farm cats (they usually just come from nowhere and choose to stick around) after contemporary political figures, so he's had a cat named Putin and a cat named Osama Bin Laden. I loved Osama. Such a cute little kitten. Got flattened by a car, sadly  . |
So sorry to hear about Osama
May catmint grow over his grave while his spirit haunts the local rodents (RIP)
Putin would be a very befitting name for my drifter tomcat. His full name is now officially Huckleberry Putin, in honor of your nice-but-weird uncle.
As for the apartment situation, you should get a bat. Maybe it'll keep the spiders under control, and as a bonus, bats have edible feces (delicious and nutritious... or so I hear).