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Old 08-03-2016, 11:07 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Qwertyy View Post
And what do you have? A right hand?
At least my right hand isn't snaggletoothed. Amiright, Ki?

(@LiL if she's stalking this site: bitch you know I'm not human so it's impossible for me to betray you, so suck my ass. Seriously, I don't wipe so good and it needs a proper cleaning.)

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Originally Posted by ChelseaDagger View Post
First off, Garfield was my childhood hero and most prominent parental figure leading every decision I've ever made and therefore turning me into the person I am today. I owe him my life. So I hope you didn't mean that as an insult, else, joke's on you.

Secondly, hiss-scratch-lickpaws-nap.
No wonder you're so off-the-rails. Calvin is the only role model you should aspire to.
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