Originally Posted by The Batlord

Your backyard looks like a good place to grill out and get wasted with a belly full of burgers and steak. Besides a pool I can't think of anything else I'd want out of a backyard.

Oh, maybe a dock on the water (real water, not a mosquito-infested marsh filled with snakes). Like a beach where you can fall asleep to the sound of crashing waves. God I want to live on an island.