TFW you're taking a piss in your bathroom that looks out on your backyard, and you hear a dog bark nearby, and you're like, "Dumb dog. Now I'm gonna have to go get her inside and give her some Twizzlers to keep her quiet."
And then you remember your dog is dead and it's just the neighbor's mutt.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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