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Originally Posted by Josh93248
So my Master, how begins this journey forth through MB and beyond? What teachings must I learn? What tenets must I obey? What heathens must I crucify and most importantly, what Epic, hardcore, melt-your-face metal must I listen to?
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Well, you better start drinking, cause no matter how much you try, I won't ever make sense while you're sober. After that, just start being asinine and irritating all the time. It will isolate you from your fellow man, while also giving you a perverse sense of pleasure from their moderate distress. After that, if you're still alive and employed, then I'll probably have to start asking you for advice.
And as for metal...
Sludge Metal
Folk Metal (or some ****, I don't know)
Psychedelic Doom Metal
Early Metalcore
Industrial Black Metal
Grindcore