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Originally Posted by Josh93248
Well Batlord, if I swore off vegetables my Vegan girlfriend would kill me, if I started smoking I wouldn't be able to cultivate my massive voice properly. I did try some Manowar though and thought it kicked some ass.
On the one hand I would think all that might preclude me from being your protégé However, I should think that completely bowing to all your demands is a sign of weakness and is an instant fail.
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First of all, you should eat a puppy in front of your vegan girlfriend, and secondly, cigarettes will just make your voice sound more gravelly and badass. You don't wanna sound like some whiny bitch hipster with a nasal infection, do you?
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BTW, for some reason I ended up seeing your drunken StarCraft LP (Not the whole way through, GOD NO) So yeah... After witnessing some of that... You're about as impressive to me as a mongoloid toddler ****ting their pants but I'll still be your Noob if you like.
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I knew it was a mistake putting that in my sig. But now you see before you the beautiful life of my padawans: drinking, gaming, and camwhoring.