TFW you're smoking a cigarette in the backyard, and a bird craps on your shoulder. HOW?! I haven't been crapped on by a bird since I was, like, six or something, and now twice in less than a week? **** this ****.
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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