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Originally Posted by Chula Vista
Trump's First Night In the White House
Donald is elected president....
On the first night he spends in the White House, he is visited by the ghost of George Washington.
He asks him, "George, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of George Washington responds, "Never tell a lie."
He says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
The next night, he is visited by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.
He asks him, "Tom, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Thomas Jefferson responds, "Do not bully the people."
He says, "Oh, I don't think I can do that."
On the third night, he is visited by the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
He asks him, "Abe, what can I do to best serve the United States?"
The ghost of Abraham Lincoln responds, "Go see a play."
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For all your complaining about your friends and relatives bitching about liberals and being racist, you
did just imply that you want a candidate you don't like to get shot in the head. Perhaps you should take a look at how you're exactly like the people you're criticizing.