Do you remember the first time you were drunk? What happened?
Went to a college party when I was a freshman in high school. My two friends and I were the youngest people there by a mile. They made it a mission to get us hammered. I still have never thrown up that much in my life. I'm surprised I didn't die.
You can live in any place in the world, where is it?
I'll answer that question when I get back from my trip cause it certainly isn't here.
Tell us a joke
Guy goes in for a job interview. Interviewer asks him a series of questions and gets to this. "What do you think is the best quality of an employee?" Guy says "Honesty". Interview says "I don't think honestly is that important". Guy laughs and says "I don't give a f*ck what you think."
Ketchup - cupboard or fridge?
Great question. I like things cold.
Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
Brian.
Name one bad habit you have
Smoking cigarettes and lying to prevent getting caught for meaningless things.
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