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Name: Frownland
Position: Emperor in waiting
Age: 46
Status: Stoned
First Appearance: Out of Town on a Rail
Last Appearance: still current as of season nine
First seen in the opening episode to season four, Out of Town on a Rail, Frownland had in fact auditioned for the role of Sleazy Pusher but had been turned down by the producers due to, quote, that ridiculous moustache. Cleverly concealing the offending face fuzz by tying it back, Frownland managed to land the job and so was first seen in the very first scene of S04:E01 when he attempted to sell blow to the kids in the local school. However he was outfoxed and the kids beat him up and stole his stash. When he tried to get it back, the kids sicced the cops on him, calling him a paedophile. Frownland's response to this has since become a cult classic:
"Look, I think that's a bit much. I mean, I LIKE Pedestrian, sure, but to say I'm obssessed with her? She's hardly John Cage, you know!"
Thrown in jail for eighteen years, Frownland resigned himself to his situation and endeavoured to "Do a Burzum", making music from the cell bars and his own teeth. His plans to record and release a six-album box set, "Frownland In Pokey", were however thwarted, when the cops, unable to take anymore of his so-called music, petitioned the judge for a retrial. At the retrial it turned out that evidence of his guilt had been falsified by YorkeDaddy, the prosecuting counsel, and his offence was quashed, and Frownland was a free man again.
After successfully running for mayor in season five however, Frownland was found to be guilty himself of fraud, when it was discovered that of the 140,000 votes he had acquired, 138, 904 were dead and the rest were just his own name written in various cunning disguises. Stripped of his post, Frownland retired to the local music school, where he now teaches music theory. Pupils love his classes, they are very popular due to his somewhat revolutionary theories based around the John Cage 4:22 principle, wherein nobody in his class plays or sings anything but simply sits still, visualising the music process. He says he has trained some very promising students.
Frownland has written four books on this theory, all of them blank, and all bestsellers. He is currently in discussion with movie producers with a view to bringing the first one to the big screen.