Ladies and Gentlemen, I am proud to declare Project Catacomb a fantastic SUCCESS!
My server now occupies the subterranean depths of my home. The cool, dry environment will help the shelf lives of my HDDs, but more importantly, the insanely loud behemoth will no longer torment me with its cacophonous clamor drowning out my modern classical recordings.
Ahhh, sweet sweet silence. I've missed you, old friend.