Originally Posted by The Batlord

I think I shit too hard and blew out my *******. Some of the sphincter is kind of sticking out and my ass just hurts. I'll bet you're really glad you read this post.

Originally Posted by Janszoon

And, Batty, he blew out his O-ring
and can't push it back in by himself.
Can't sit or lie down without ass ache
but still won't seek medical help.