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Old 11-12-2015, 05:12 AM   #5810 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by monkeytennis View Post
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Soon to be at their real level with Millwall again. Don't come back



Was more like it.

Rudy Gestede is fast becoming a cult hero for me. Man City kick the ball out as Zog has a head injury, he goes off so we're a man down. It's our throw in and we're meant to do the sporting thing and throw the ball out. Rudy points to Joe Hart's box as if to say get back in your goal I'm more than happy to throw this out for a goal kick. Hart just stands where he is trying to get the ball and launch it up field to capitalise on the numerical disadvantage, so Rudy just fucks the ball at him, bounces off Hart and we win a corner

If we had scored from that I'd have died of laughter.
Oh **** so would I! And can you imagine the indignation of the MC fans, whose boys would NEVER do such a thing! Would they ****! Did you see the controversy about it on MOTD? And this was without us scoring! Can you imagine the conversation if we had?? Jermaine Jenas's face when Gary asked "Could he not have thrown it back a little more gently?" Again, Hart was just trying to be the big man and nearly cost his team the game (we came close didn't we?)... Goalies belong between the sticks. ****ing stay there!
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