Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I wrote a poem for the Batlord

city to country
coast to coast
you're the man I hate the most
all you do is masturbate
and whine that you can't get a date
you make me want to scrub with Comet
you make me want to projectile vomit
flippity fleep
you're such a creep
I have a sneaking feeling
you watch bitches sleep

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.