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Originally Posted by Frownland
I don't care how hungry he is, he deserves it for what he's done to the name of avatars and name changes.
Before the beating, I'll tie him down and play a rendition of this song directly into his ear. Then I can beat him in the dark with night vision goggles while he panics because he can't hear me due to deafness.
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Seems like a lot of work to beat down a crack head. I'd be much more impressed if you just kicked the crap out of him while playing the saxophone. Do a Liu Kang bicycle kick as you do it. Replace the high pitched Asian screeching with Careless Whisper. Just remember, those teeth were already falling out prior to the beating.