MicShazam

I just thought of a controversial opinion so here goes:

Coheed and Cambria are garbage - especially since pop punk riffs are lame and extra-especially because the singer is the worst thing to happen to my eardrums since tinnitus. I mean, why does he "sing" in such a hysterical manner? He's like a parody of a singer that doesn't exist. I can't believe he's for real.

The Mars Volta are garbage too, mostly because everything they do - instrumentally and vocally - is just immensely grating. Also, the lyrics are even more nonsensical than Anthony Kiedis' lyrics, which is an amazing accomplishment.

Maybe nobody around here likes them anyway, but there you go.