Cuthbert

I live next door to an unpleasant couple, aged early 30s. Play loud music in their garden from as early as 9am, have parties and the guests throw cocktail sausages in the garden, fights spill out onto the front involving 10+ people, it goes on and on. They had a really big dog once and it got in the garden and sprinted down trying to get into the kitchen cos the door was open, control your animals ffs.

The bloke is like this - Lotto lout Michael Carroll takes £204-a-week job in biscuit factory after squandering £10m jackpot | Daily Mail Online

And the woman is like a fatter version of this with sleeve tattoos - http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/a...img_55391a.jpg