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Originally Posted by monkeytennis
I have a very tickly cough and watery eyes and blocked nose. This happens every year when we go into autumn. Chest infection as well.
I can't sleep. Just fuck off you twat.
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Hayfever perhaps? Try an antihistimine (sp?)....
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Originally Posted by Mr. Charlie
Dunking your biscuit in your cup of tea and the bloody biscuit breaks off. Then you have retrieve the soggy biscuit from the scolding tea, burning your fingers in the process. I hate life!  |
Oh they have this great invention now, saves your fingers no end!
Also, why does your tea scold you? Surely you should scold it, for being so hot...