My figurehead -- Justthefacts -- and I, will crush all of you into fleshy pulp, laughing as our government-subsidized cigarette smoke provides a visual framework for your deaths.
Edit: Grammar question. If I'd just said "My figure head", but not included myself, then the sentence should have read, "My figurehead, Justthefacts, will crush all of you...". But since I was including myself, then using a comma would have made it into a list, implying that my figurehead and Justthefacts were two entirely different people: My figurehead, Justthefacts, and I". I couldn't just not put the comma in-between "figurehead" and "Justthefacts", as that would imply that I had multiple figureheads (If you don't understand that, then I'm too lazy to explain it to you.)
What is the correct grammatical solution here?
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Last edited by The Batlord; 08-25-2015 at 03:16 PM.
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