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Old 08-25-2015, 10:39 AM   #3597 (permalink)
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We started ****ing each other 36 years ago and have made bunnies proud for most of that time. These days I have ED, BPH, and high blood pressure. I take 7 pills a day per prescription. She's going through mega-menopause and has her own regular health issues.

It just ain't high up on the priority ladder anymore. We're both also in our mid 50s and not quite as attractive as we once were - sex with the lights on would be scary as hell these days.

It's all good. When I jack off (per doctors orders - gotta milk the prostate) I'm always thinking about something me and her did together.
Note to self: commit suicide at age 45.
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