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Old 08-15-2015, 06:15 PM   #30452 (permalink)
ChelseaDagger
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Originally Posted by The Batlord View Post
Maybe marshmallow sandwich spread...
Good consistency, but the high fructose corn syrup would surely dull the razor blade (to say nothing of the sugar feeding any Candida Albicans parasites that are on your skin...eww!!)

I like the kefir idea, perhaps whipped in a blender with flax seeds for consistency AND the added benefit of exfoliation and skin-softening fatty acids...

Now there's a product idea that's One annoying jingle away from making me a fortune.
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