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Originally Posted by Frownland
Is this your real confession? That you were born at one point and therefore were a gross baby, the very thing you despise?

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My mom's birthday was a few days ago and I was joking with her about a story she told me about my gross baby self:
She was lifting me up over her face (in that "wee, you're an airplane yay" fashion) and suddenly I started getting a little sick ... so I vomited all over her face. She said the worst part was that it got in her mouth.
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Originally Posted by Pet_Sounds
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Thanks, son.