Originally Posted by RoxyRollah

So, I had a 65 year old lady ask me to dress her as a man so she could catch her husband cheating on her. Thank god I helped her because my staff recommended her an over sized kiwi green cowboy hat and oversized purple glasses. I told her she was doing the opposite of what she wanted to do. The object was to be incognito....Not have everyone in town stare at her. I sold her a short brunette wig.And a pair of black normal sunglasses.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist