Ok, I'm here to save the day. Cut the spam into 1/4" thick wedges. Spray down a non stick fry pan with a little Pam (cousin of Spam).
Fry the Spam wedges on medium heat until nicely browned.
Toast a couple of slices of bread. Put fried Spam on bread. Douse with yellow mustard.
That's it. Guess a glass of super cold chocolate milk would be a good chaser.
Clean all your dishes then get wasted on vodka.
Voila!
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on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”
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