Seriously, I'm not going to read 48 pages to see whether or not this joke has already been posted. (Let's be realistic; I have to save some time).
But here's my joke:
Fred and Dave are walking in the woods... Dave smells something weird. He says, "Something smells like sh*t. Do you smell anything?" Fred says, "No." They continue walking... Two minutes later, Dave still smells something strange. Dave says, "Something really does smell like sh*t... Did you sh*t in your pants?" Fred replies, "No." Dave and Fred continue walking... Three minutes later, the smell gets even worse. Dave says, "Something obviously smells like sh*t. Take off your pants. I mean it, take off your pants. You have to prove to me that you did not sh*t in your pants." Fred takes off his pants and Dave sees the nasty stain... Dave says, "Ah ha! I was right! You really did sh*t in your pants!" Fred responds by making the following statement, "Oh, I thought you meant today... No, I did not sh*t in my pants today. But I sh*t in my pants yesterday."
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