Originally Posted by The Batlord

I would, but I have nothing to act as a beer bong. And how does that work once the booze is in your ass? It can't absorb that fast. There has to be some period of time -- at least a few minutes -- where you have to keep your ass in the air, or else you're gonna be squeezing your anus shut like a steel trap. Seems like more trouble than it's worth. Unless I had a butt plug, which I unfortunately do not.