Manowar Week
We're sick of all the pussy, pansy, poseur bull**** from the indie twats on this site, so it's Manowar Week. All Manowar, all the time. Some other ****s and I will be posting reviews in this thread of the greatest albums ever made, by the greatest band to ever spring forth from Odin's dickhole, and for an entire week tribute shall be paid to Joey DeMaio, Ross the Boss, Eric Adams, and Scott Columbus (RIP).
Into glory we shall ride, singing our battle hymns to the triumph of steel, as the warriors of the world, the army of the immortals, join the Kings of Metal in the holy crusade against the forces of poseurdom.
**** Radiohead. Vikings rule. **** John Cage. Tits and beer. **** The Beach Boys. Swords in the air.
In other words, HAIL AND KILL!!!
Current album review list (any pussies who wish to review some real music should put their name down for at least one of the remaining albums):
1. Battle Hymns (1982) - Unknown Soldier
2. Into Glory Ride (1983) - Unknown Soldier
3. Hail to England (1984) - Oriphiel
4. Sign of the Hammer (1984) - Trollheart
5. Fighting the World (1987) - The Batlord
6. Kings of Metal (1988) - The Batlord
7. The Triumph of Steel (1992) - Trollheart
8. Louder than Hell (1996) - The Batlord
9. Warriors of the World (2002) - The Batlord
10. Gods of War (2007) - The Batlord
11.
Thunder in the Sky [EP] (2009) - Pet_Sounds
12.
Battle Hyms MMXI (2010)
13. The Lord of Steel (2012) - The Batlord
14.
Kings of Metal MMXIV (2014)