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fiddler · 07-02-2015, 05:51 PM

FALL IN BEFORE I MAKE YA RUN TIL YOUR LEGS FALL OFF!

Concluded a 3 month investigation today, but I'm not going into specifics here, only generalized things. Working together with the FBI and CID we successfully made the arrest to concluded the investigation. Now we await a trail to see what the court system will spit out in this one. More to come later.

Y'all know those motorized carts they have at the grocery stores? That the old critters use and they can go 2 miles an hour when you're behind them but 150 mph when they run you down? Yeah those? Little old feller was in one of those coming out of the PX (me and Ramos were going in) and the feller took 'er off a six inch curb. Those things aren't made for off roadin' and the poor feller took a spill on the hot asphalt. Had to call the medics for that feller.

I did a traffic stop and the guy was walking a straight line but could barely keep standing straight up. After falling down several times, car pulls up behind my cruiser, parks, turns off the engine, driver gets out, walks up to me, grabs a pair of hand cuffs out of my belt, and proceeds to put his own hands into cuffs and sits down on the curbing. I looked at him and said "what in the hell do you think you're doing feller?" He said "I'm drunk as a skunk and I ain't laying on this hot asphalt."

That's it folks get to moving.

07-02-2015, 05:51 PM	#44 (permalink)
fiddler Music Addict Join Date: May 2015 Posts: 242	FALL IN BEFORE I MAKE YA RUN TIL YOUR LEGS FALL OFF! Concluded a 3 month investigation today, but I'm not going into specifics here, only generalized things. Working together with the FBI and CID we successfully made the arrest to concluded the investigation. Now we await a trail to see what the court system will spit out in this one. More to come later. Y'all know those motorized carts they have at the grocery stores? That the old critters use and they can go 2 miles an hour when you're behind them but 150 mph when they run you down? Yeah those? Little old feller was in one of those coming out of the PX (me and Ramos were going in) and the feller took 'er off a six inch curb. Those things aren't made for off roadin' and the poor feller took a spill on the hot asphalt. Had to call the medics for that feller. I did a traffic stop and the guy was walking a straight line but could barely keep standing straight up. After falling down several times, car pulls up behind my cruiser, parks, turns off the engine, driver gets out, walks up to me, grabs a pair of hand cuffs out of my belt, and proceeds to put his own hands into cuffs and sits down on the curbing. I looked at him and said "what in the hell do you think you're doing feller?" He said "I'm drunk as a skunk and I ain't laying on this hot asphalt." That's it folks get to moving. __________________ Every being is intelligent. But if you measure a fish's intelligence on it's ability to climb a tree, it will live forever thinking it's stupid.