John Wilkes Booth

...you guys remember that slippery slope argument that anti gay people would always bring up like "what's next, a man and a toaster are going to get married?"
and then you'd probably dismiss that as a silly distraction from the real issue. well, if you dismissed man on toaster love then you might have actually been guilty of being ignorant/insensitive/triggering to the newest addition to the human sexual spectrum: objectum sexuals.




long story short: this broad was caught getting freaky with her drum set at age 14.. then she fell in love with a bridge till age 17 when it collapsed in front of her, and to her it was like watching her boyfriend be murdered. so then this broad goes and gets in bed with her bow, and then she takes a liking to the berlin wall, and then finally gets married to the eiffel tower.

and btw according to tv experts this isn't some perverse result of sexual trauma or something like that... it's an actual orientation. so if any of you bigots out there have a problem with a woman grinding her ass on the eiffel tower or a man pledging his love to his volkswagen beetle, then you're just being ignorant and you should probably check your privilege son cause these people didn't choose this path they were just born object-loving freaks.