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DwnWthVwls · 06-25-2015, 06:17 PM

TIGERS | The Institute of the Greatly Endangered and Rare Species | Myrtle Beach, South Carolina - Apprenticeship Requirements

Fucking serious? Some of these requirements are just ridiculous.

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Animal trainers do not need traditional schooling. We do however require certain studies BEFORE you apply. The study of physical and philosophical yoga(join a yoga class or get DVDs and practice physical yoga) and meditation (we recommend Swami Satchidananda or Swami Rama's collected works.). Working at TIGERS will tax you both physically and mentally, one way to lessen you chances for pain is to constantly be working to make yourself stronger. Practicing yoga will do this for you both mentally and physically. The study of martial arts, karate and dance, as well as other physical and mental disciplines can help you with balance and personal power. Remember, the animals you are trying to work with have all of these attributes naturally. You must also read Ishmael, My Ishmael, and The Story of B by Daniel Quinn. Quinn's philosophy will give you a better understanding of our need for conservation and why most current forms are failing.

We will require you to watch several movies BEFORE you apply. The Devil Wears Prada, Miranda Priestly will embody our senior staff in their pursuit of perfection in the care and cleaning of the animals. This is the center of their universe and they will expect it to be yours. Kill Bill 2, the cruel tutelage of Pai Mei the Asian martial arts master is a taste of what we will put you through to train you to risk your life and others if you are ever in control of a potentially dangerous animal. Living Yoga, see why TIGERS and Dr. Antle are part of this film, Living Yoga, The life and teachings of Swami Satchidananda, the movie. Five People You Meet in Heaven, this film will show you how a character can change the world from behind the scenes. What the Bleep Do We Know!?, to show you that there is a better way to look the universe. What a Way to Go, Life at the End of the Empire, a bleak look into what could become into our planet.