Originally Posted by Frownland

Dear Batlord,

Scarlett Johansson just said she wants to **** you really bad, but she doesn't want the reputation of being defiled by someone like you so she gives you two options. Option A: **** her feet. Option B: **** a deep wound that she has in her back. Which do you choose?

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.