For one heartstopping moment I thought this was Roxy's farewell thread!
Anyway, now that I've calmed down, final thought:
"If a tree falls in the forest, who cares?"
or, ancient Irish one:
"If it takes a man a week to walk a fortnight, how many apples in a barrel of grapes?"
Finally, my own:
"Money can't buy happiness, but you can sure be miserable in comfort!"