Jesus on a bike! Now that's the sort of thing this thread was made for! Leave it to Batty!
Actually guys, I don't post in or read either of the two threads mentioned, so if they fulfil the function of this one between them, that's fine. I don't mind if it's closed. I just didn't think there was anything like this here. If people want to go on posting here, assuming it's not locked, then by all means go ahead. If not, that's fine too.
I am in a state of Zen-like calm.
For about five minutes, probably!