It looks like Elton John somehow won, being the only musician to survive unscathed! Everyone else got at least one vote, with Bowie and the crazy kiwis being tied for last place with two votes each. Now, it's time for the next round... and since there are nine choices, everyone gets four votes.
Hilarious Moments in Music
1. Little Richard (showing up high for his speech at Ottis Redding's induction into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and spending the whole time showboating)
2. Sonic Youth (beating up Nardwuar)
3. Danzig (getting knocked out)
4. Fred Durst (trying to play a guitar solo)
5. Milli Vanilli (while lip syncing, their pa system breaks and a part from the song starts looping endlessly)
6. Marilyn Manson (throws his microphone at his drummer, sending him to the hospital, while his guitarist smashes the drum set)
7. Guns 'n Roses (Rock in Rio 2011, where Axl is out of tune and forgets all of the lyrics, their equipment rebels against them, one of the members is defeated by a star wars storm-trooper helmet, and more)
8. Mos Def (debates about nuclear weapons with Christopher Hitchens)
9. Tom Waits (is a Blues Brother)