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Old 05-05-2015, 05:40 AM   #31840 (permalink)
RoxyRollah
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I was just out drinking, and my sister had hooked up with a pilot named Fabio. And was ignoring me. So I was drinking sloe gin fizzes all night, and ended up talking to the dude next to me, out of the bar we stumbled, behold shopping cart. Roxo gets in car an dude pushed me through the streets, and we ended in an alley making out. Drunk Roxo can't remember how I ended up leaned up against this monument..... HE'S NOT EVEN WEARING A FIG LEAF FOR GODSAKES.

It takes alot of guts for a guy to make out with a straight chick with a shaved head.... I just want to say, I have never forgotten you Alex..... We could have had something.
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