Pretty much all of my entries were uncannily spot on.
1. Charles
The sexiest thing one the freaking Earth. The ****ing hottest person in the world.
Damn, i really wanna **** that Charles.
I hope that Charles notices me tonight.
Damn that Charles is ****ing fine!
2. Charles
An extremely selfish guy, everything he does is for his benefit and his benefit only. He doesn't care about others feelings, only about his own. Never believe any promises he makes, as he is very likely to break them according to his liking. But watch out because he knows how to sweet talk. He almost always gets what he wants, and he is very proud of it. He must enjoy breaking girls hearts.
Yeah, Charles will just break her heart too
3. Charles
Pronoun: "Charles" refers to only the world's greatest and sexiest Irishman. Sports the world's greatest smile; he's hot, hilarious, humble. Well known for his impish personality, he exudes mischief and fun at all times. He is the most giving person in the world; ready to listen at the drop of a hat whether it's midnight or 3 pm or go kick some serious ass when needed. He believes in the "3 F's": Faith, Family, and Finances. (You don't cross any of them... ) Is destined to either marry an Italian before 30 or join Mount Saint Mary's at 35. Once graduated from the country's greatest school (for those who don't know... that's UVA) he will be wreaking havoc on 6-7th graders having them prove infinity while he comes up with a new number system and re-structures relativity. He's known and respected by all, deeply loved by a close few.
je t'aime, mon lutin!
1) An example of his effect:
the diva: Where were you last night?
le petite: With Charles...
the diva: Damn...look at you, you're glowing again.
2) To explain his charming good looks:
the diva and le petite, as Charlie walks by: "Handsome as a lion dat one... I could stare at dat back side allll daaaay."
4. Charles
A crazy alter ego that a blacked out friend frequently morphs into. Charles often yells "yung money!" and "neck, maurice" when Charlesed out. These are usually the two indications that one has changed into Charles. Charles is also unusually agressive, always looking to fight. Every question is answered with "shut the **** up."
Charles: "Yung money, bada bada bee, maurices pieces!!"
Me: "Well, it looks like Charles is partying with us tonight"
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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