Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Well, I don't really like to swear, but if you insist...

****ing hell! Frownland, you mother ****ing little *******, you pretentious piece of ****ing dickhead-ishness! You probably slid out of your mother's **** like a **** sliding out of an *******, wearing little ****ing sunglasses even though it was in the middle of the day, complaining that your mother's choice of music during the pregnancy was "trite and mainstream". I'd tell you to go **** a goddamn donkey, but you've probably already ****ing done that and recorded the sounds it made so that you could make a ****ing drone song out of it's misery!

**** you, you ****ing **** sack, **** juggling dick purveyor!

Originally Posted by Oriphiel

Hmm, what's this in my pocket?

*epic guitar solo blasts into my face*

DAMN IT MONDO