Chula Vista

Think I told this one here before.

Me and an Irish bud were out in a bar and he was flirting with a girl and had revealed his heritage. She says: Is it true what they say about Irish men? Without missing a beat he replies: Honey, I may not touch bottom but I'll raise hell with the sides.

They left together.

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“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well,
on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away
and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”