i don't understand people who try to strike up conversations in the restroom. the **** is wrong with you son?
on a semi-related note... i had to take a **** when i was at walmart a week or so ago. i really don't like to do that in public restrooms but i was too far from my house to try to make it back. so when i went in there, the place was empty, and all was going pretty much according to plan. i was just about wrapping up thinking the mission was complete when out of nowhere i heard someone storm in like the ****in building was on fire and they desperately ran to the stall right next to me, slammed the door and sat down.
so as soon as i hear them running i'm trying my best to clean myself off and gtfo of there as quickly as possible but it's like they were in a race against me or something and they were lance armstrong and i was just some ****in guy with a bike. i couldn't even get my clothes together and get out of there quick enough to avoid hearing and smelling the ****storm. it was honestly like a force of nature or something
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