Like him or hate him, he comes up with some funny stuff and keeps us either laughing or groaning here. Post any gems from his history. I'll start off with these more recent ones; not his best work but I need time.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
I don't know. The thought of corrupting some nice cherubim is pretty hot. She might not know what to do in the sack, but when you finally convince her to let you stick in her ass it'll be like sodomizing Jesus.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
This is my philosophy. Now will someone please pass the cremated human remains-laced cocaine? I need something to keep me awake through five hours of snuff film porn.
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Originally Posted by The Batlord
Who gives a **** about orphans with cancer? Their parents?
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