Cuthbert

I love them both.

Cats:

- Smell nice
- Don't need you to look after them 24/7
- Agile as ****
- Meow

Dogs:

- Loyal
- Easier to control
- Can protect your house
- Can walk them

Dogs stink and are generally thick as fuck though.

Cats are arseholes sometimes and you can't leave food out on surfaces without them jumping up and having a go and that is a pain in the arse. I did a nice omelette when I first got my cat, it needed to cool down so I left it on the kitchen surface and came back to see he had ate some of it. Went in the bin.

If I own a dog again it will be a short haired one. Will probably have an abandoned greyhound from a dog's home. The 100mph couch potatoes >>>



Rats are cool as well.