John Wilkes Booth

my friend and i used to play this game where we worked, to make the time go by quicker.

basically you come up with a person you'd like to slap, and a reason why.

but since this is the internet and we all know different irl people we'd like to slap with no context for the reader, i figure we'll stick to online sources.

so basically post youtube videos with clips of people you'd like to slap, and then explain your reasoning why you think they need to be slapped.

some examples of how to do this:

i'd like to slap this guy

for being a spoiled rich twat whining about having too much stuff. it's like when people don't have real problems they start inventing **** to complain about

i'd like to slap russell brand

for watching a bunch of zeitgeist propaganda and then reiterating it for the british public thinking that he as a comedian can launch the next revolution

i'd like to slap this bitch

for using an annoying song to promote obesity

i'd like to slap this athiest

for seeing some crazy street preacher making an ass out of himself and thinking the best thing for him to do is go join him

i'd like to slap this rapper

just for having such a slap-able face