Originally Posted by ladyislingering

Dear everyone on my Facebook feed with kids who are having birthdays:

NOBODY. CARES. OH MY GOD. YOU BIRTHED A THING. IT'S GROWN INTO A SLIGHTLY BIGGER THING. NOBODY CARES BUT YOU. SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT THE UGLY THING.

There's no need to spam my goddamn newsfeed with your snot-nosed crotch-critters for the entire goddamn day. It's gonna happen again in another 365 days and still nobody will care but you.