Originally Posted by Frownland

Some things you might not know about water
Water can be used to clean hard stains.
Water is found in bleach, piping, and laundry detergent.
Heroin addicts drink 8 glasses of water a day...if they're lucky.
Water is entirely comprised of chemicals found in car exhaust and bombs.
If you boil water in a pan, it will entirely disappear. Where does it go?
Do you really want to give this toxic substance to your children? Ban water now!

This post is sponsored by Jerry Brown.