I was wearing pajama pants last night and they were a little to wide and were falling down. So I try to untie the fastening string to redo it tighter so I could go outside and smoke a cigarette without my pants falling down. That **** was tied tight as **** in a double knot and I spent a good twenty minutes trying to untie it. I didn't throw my hands up but I said **** it and smoked the cigarette in my underwear.
Would you rather be sitting in front of an old couple with their hearing aids off talking about the most inane **** you could muster or in front of a fussy baby on an airplane?
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