i can't tell if he's permanently trolling or just has an odd personality. i honestly do suspect he's a secret robot who's maker skimped on the software tbh
the first time i met him he kept saying something along the lines of "i'm just sat in cancun, drinking mai tais, girls in bikinis"
and the other day he came up to me out of nowhere and was like "you have a justin beiber haircut." and i was like lol well i just haven't cut my hair in a while, it's not an actual haircut. and he was like "no, you have a justin beiber haircut." and i was like alright then
