^Or try mixing mayo and warm butter together and using that. It's tits.
Are you right- or left-handed?
Just like with everything else, I'm right.
You're marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life. You can take one person, living or dead (if the latter, assume they're alive), and this person cannot be a family member or a significant other. Who do you take?
Probably my best friend/bandmate. I'd take a lady but I don't know anyone who I'd spend the rest of my life with, so I'll take music over sex.
What's a song you hate from a band you love?
Dinah Moe Humm by Frank Zappa. Hilarious once, boring and repetitive song every other time. At least Camarillo Brillo has an interesting riff.
If you had to spend the rest of your life inside the body of an animal, which animal would you choose?
It'd be cool to be some form of animal that isn't from Earth, mostly because it would probably be so unlike what we see as life that we wouldn't even recognize it as life. So mantis shrimp, basically.
You must assassinate either Barack Obama, Stephen Harper, Angela Merkel, or Queen Elizabeth II. Who do you choose?
I'd kill Obama and frame Al Sharpton. This response will probably get me on some government list, if I'm not already on one.
What's your favourite type of sandwich?
There's nothing better than a quality mushroom swiss burger. This place called Sublime in San Marcos makes the best ones I've ever had (you'd probably love this place, Chula).
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