Are you right- or left-handed?
right handed. used to be ambidextrous but nope not no more.
You're marooned on a desert island for the rest of your life. You can take one person, living or dead (if the latter, assume they're alive), and this person cannot be a family member or a significant other. Who do you take?
A pretty girl who knows how to fight. There are lot you can't expect me to choose on the spot.
What's a song you hate from a band you love?
The song Teenage Girls by Bad Sports really creeps me out. Dude's in their late 20s, singing about ****ing teens... gross.
If you had to spend the rest of your life inside the body of an animal, which animal would you choose?
Taxidermied whale. The biggest kind.
You must assassinate either Barack Obama, Stephen Harper, Angela Merkel, or Queen Elizabeth II. Who do you choose?
Angela Merkel. Because what kind of name is ****ing Merkel?
What's your favourite type of sandwich?
I used to make reuben sandwiches with beets brined in pastrami seasonings. It was pretty great. A simple grilled cheese is always great too.
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I spit bullets in my feet
Every time I speak
So I write instead
And still people want me dead
~msc
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