The Batlord Reviews Ten More Grindcore Albums In Less than a Minute Each
Last time, I cleaned up the grammar and typos after each review, but I'm just going to let the ugliness stay this time. It looked pretty ****ing awful.
The Rotted - Get Dead or Die Trying (2008)
Used to be Gorerotted. Now not. Sound more death metal now, but still have an awesome grind edge. Kind of like Napalm Death. British as well. Makes sense. The Rotted know how to metal.
Elapsed time: 40 seconds
Agoraphobic Nosebleed - Agoracocalypse (2009)
What exactly is so great aabout these dudes? I mean, they're cool, kinda, but why are they one of the most famous grind bands around? They're just kinda okay and not much else.
Elapsed time: 34 seconds
Anaal Nathrakh - The Codex Necro (2001)
Holy ****! THese dudes sound like they hate EVERYTHING! This is some pummiling ****ing ****k, dudes. Exhausting both my ears and my... like... soul or some ****. God damn. Awesome.
Elapsed time: 50 seconds
Pig Destroyer - Book Burner (2012)
Shorter songs. More pure grind, but PG still manage to throw in about a million tasty, metalcore breakdowns. I fee like PG awre supposed to do those more complext songs though. This is sweet, but not as good as earlier stuff. Leave the **** grind to thit grind band.s
Elapsed time: 58 seconds
Rotten Sound - Exit (2005)
It just seems wrong to call this band just deathgrind. They're too classy (sorta) to be compared to Phobia. ****ing awesome and totally abrasive. That guitar tone is just hell. Rotten Sound is just the ****!
Elapsed time: 55 seconds
Insect Warfare - World Extermination (2007)
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Pure old school grind in a time capsule. Would suck if the band didn't do old school grind better than 99% of the old school bands. They're pretty much perfecty t impersonating Terrorizer. Awesome ****.
Elapsed time: 49 seconds
Nasum - Shift (2004)
Fast as ****. Heavy as ****. Badass as ****. These dudes sound like what modern grind for the sake fo grind should sound like, without sounding like no-class morons. Nasum are top shelf ****. And that production is just lethal.
Elapsed time: 48 seconds
Brutal Truth - Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses (1992)
Dude, Dan Lilker is awesome. Anthrad, SOD, Nuclear Assault, and now Brutal Truth? The Man is a god. Awesome deathgrind. Bitchin'. riffs. Just all around good ****.
Elapsed time: 44 seconds
Haemorrage - Apology for Pathology (2005)
Goregrind sucks. It iws known. Thee guys suck considerably sless than most. Not brilliant or anything, but I wouldn't be embarassed to tell my freinds I listened to this album. That prouduction is awesome though.
Elapsed time: 48 seconds
Magrudergrind - Magrudergrind (2009)
Raw, filthy, primitive grindcore/powerviolence. God I love this kind of ugly ****. Complexity is for pussies. Just give me pure sonic violence with no redeeming values.
Elapsed time: 45 seconds
Total elapsed time: 7 minutes, 51 seconds