ladyislingering

1. You can buy four items at Walmart or some other store that sells pretty much anything. What would you buy to freak the cash register out?

Cashier, not cash register. There's a person bending to your whim behind that counter.

Anyway.

Zip ties, garbage bags, rope, and a shovel.

2. What's your most embarrassing childhood moment?

My entire childhood was basically just one long-running embarrassment.

3. Do you untie your shoelaces when you take your shoes off? Explain your position and how you feel about the other side. I expect an impassioned debate on this one guys.

I don't care for shoes that have enough material to warrant shoelaces. Gotta be light and quick on my feet, not poking about like a cat with booties on.

4. What are your least favourite foods? If you're a vegetarian, we ****ing get it. Pick a food that you don't like but adheres to your philosophy.

Grapefruit and pomegranate are both terrible. Celery by itself is awful. Recently tried coconut water (it's supposed to be great for hydration after you've been in a ridiculously drunken stupor) and it was repulsive.

5. If you could take a fair amount of any drug (and not die) what would you take? Non-drug users, imagine that the men came and forced you to do drugs. After you do the drugs they leave you alone and you can do as you please so you might as well enjoy it.

I haven't tried LSD yet but I have an aching in my heart for some valium right now.

6. What's the best astronomical event (eclipses, really clear and beautiful nights, I'll even allow stuff like sunsets) that you've witnessed?

I haven't been in the mindset to appreciate things like that in so long that I really have no idea.

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